Got a toothbrush?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
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