she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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