I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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