Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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