We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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