dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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