It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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