that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I can't put those talents on a resume
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
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I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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