YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
All I want is dick and wine.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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