Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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