Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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