I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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