please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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