You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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