I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I have post one night stand depression
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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