I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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