are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
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He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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