I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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