I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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