is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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