I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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