Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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