she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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