What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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