Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Will exercising make me less horny?
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