There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
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on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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