Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
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Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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