Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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