Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He felt like a one man threesome
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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