I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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