whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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