Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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