Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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