whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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