i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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