in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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