She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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