Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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