I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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