are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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