what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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