I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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