i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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