i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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