Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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