had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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