i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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