Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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