If that was your dad, he is hot
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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