No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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